Last night, after at last completing Ascalon Catacombs in Story Mode with my new buddies, I wen to the Straights of Devastation to run the 3 event chain there to get Sia *lev 73 whoot!!* to 80. From no where I get a party invite. Me? Friendly type of peeps I am, I join in.
Big big big big big big mistake. First it is just hey how's you kinda chatter, but one proclaimed 14 then 24 year old male starts whispering me.
*please note I was farming this events and did not get a screen of this convo. By the time I though to do so, I had already logged for the night. Also I have changed leet speak to my form of English. You are welcome.*
Him- Hey, new to guild wars?
Me- Nope old hand at this!
Me- 8 years GW1 and 408 hours in Gw2. You?
Him- Dayumm that is leet!
Me- Thank you! I also have a blog. -address- Check it out sometime!
Him- *something about me being a dude making a female toon*
Me- That is because I am female...
Him- Got any pics??
Me- Sure I have a few on my blog.
RED FLAG THERE BUT I FIGURED WTH MY PICTURES ARE ON MY BLOG ANYWAYS.
Him - links broke
Me- Google Trippin Tyria
Him- There is only one pic of you.
Me- There are more but in past posts.
Him- your pretty!
Him- Are your boob real?
OHH YOU MUTHER FUCKER! NOT YOU HAVE A GREAT BLOG, NOT COOL GREAT TO SEE YOU ARE A FAN. NOOOO THIS FUCK HAS TO COMMENT ON MY RACK.
Me- No DD.
Him- Spit or swallow? ;)
Me- I have to go. *block*
See the thing here is that sarcasm does not translate into words very well. Yes, I have a rack, I am a chick. Y,es they are nice, my Hunny likes em just fine. NO, I will not apologize for showing cleavage on my blog page, as I am more than my breast size. I am an intelligent hard working woman that loves to game. Alas it is jack-off dick heads like the above that just make the rest of you decent guys look like shit.
I understand that being immature is a big excuse for this behavior. But when the fuck does immature cross the line to fucktard? See above.
When the hell is it going to be ok for chicks to be good at games without the whole -wth gtfo cunt- or the every popular -go make me a sammich- shit?
What will it take for some people? A prosthetic dick? Maybe I will get one. You know, so that way I wont be some chick with tits that can suck you off that also has a blog online. Because we all know a woman's worth online.
My worth is my own. My gaming is my own. And the only reason you even ask online is because you are too cowardly to go out into the real world and get bitch slapped for your comments. I DARE you to go outside, find a random chick, and first ask her if her boobs are real and then if she swallows. I FUCKING DARE YOU! Let me know when you get out of traction from getting your bones broken.