Well hello south Georgia written English education...It is nice to see you out and about. You are looking a bit worse for wear since I last paid attention to you. Do you remember that one time prepping for the SAT's?*giggle* Or that first resume that was a total train wreck? Good times, good times!
I wonder, now that I am older, whether or not we were ever meant to be. I mean, you with all of your rules for this and that, and me? Well now I was never one for rules was I? Cross the tee's and dot the iee's. I before e except after c, but only if the stars cross Uranus and the constellation Leo is in retrograde. You can't hobble a free spirit such as I with your silly grammatical equations.
I digress...I just wanted to tell you that as bad as I was, I did try my best! There are some lessons that have stuck to me despite a hard scrubbing from life and a dose of the good old Internet. What's that? Why yes! I am now a blogger. That is why I am so glad I ran into you today. You see, I miss a few things. I miss that critical eye hovering over my every paper to gleefully slash all of my errors in red. I am wistful of those quizzes that somehow I managed to pass by a split hair. Above all, I miss the almost auto magic recall of the rules of the written English language.
Since I am no time lord, I will just have to muddle through with the spell checker and what little knowledge remains from my time with you. Say again? You want me back? I am so sorry, walking back down memory lane with you must have affected my hearing. Your serious? Well, not to hock a big loogey on your freshly dug up dreams, but you've got to be out of your index!
School is over... I am a grown woman and if I want to butcher and splatter dangling participles, missing prepositions, or fused sentences I will. And gods pity the fool that suggests that I should have stayed with you. You are too restrictive, pushy, and totally old fashioned. Get with the times!
B/C HOW CAN MILIONZ OF INT3RN3T U3SRS B WRONG?!?!????? WTH LOL I M3AN COM3 ON!11!!! WTH U WUD HAEV 2 B A COMPL3TE FOL NOT 2 FOLOW DA TR3NDS RIGHT??!?! LOL
P3AEC OUT GRMMAR!11111111 WTH LOL