Ahh yes the tights, man hose, codpiece equipped man leggings! Could someone pretty pretty please roll a male and dye your items green for me?
It is my fondest wish to recreate this historical scene in GW2....who shall help me?
For those of you who want to sing along *grin* here be the lyrics:
We're men... we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men... we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.
We may look like sissys,
but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)
We're men... we're men in tights
always on guard defending the peoples rights.
(Can can music)
la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la...
lalalalalalala (repeat).
We're men..manly men
We're men in tights, yes (with lisp)
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right.
We may look like pansies,
but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)
We're men... we're men in tights (tight tights)
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When your in a fix just call for the men in tights.
We're butch.
That movie was the first thing that came to my mind when... I think, it was my silvary mage, end up with tights during BWE3.
ReplyDeleteHis clothes were dyed blue however since his skin was already green... If I find myself with a character wearing tights again though I will see if I can dye it green and run around singing that song!
I have visions of a whole chorus line in Lion's Arch....*happy sigh*
ReplyDeleteI would pay to see that! It would be like a Broadway show, tyrian style!
DeleteLike an 80's movie flash mob! There was a guy way back in the day that read the princess bride to everyone in ore-searing. I loved that dude!!
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